I haven't listened to Berry in over 6 months. What's he doing now? Still trying to get that Haunted House gig? Paying money to be a security guard? Still thinks he's going to be a radio personality?

Jeez....I worry about that loser sometimes

They still think they can lift the title, its what they say at the start of each season. Its been 20 years, they have more chance of winning the english premiership next season than Mr kirkey does of ever becoming a radio personality.

Since I'm the man in the relationship, people asked me if I ever fucked barry in the ass. Unfortunately, yes because I know he likes it.